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Who are Josh, George, Joe, and Jim?
I mean, they're your RA's and SLD's, but who are they really? Read this page and you'll find out everything you ever wanted to know about these wild and crazy guys. |
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Resident Assistants
Josh Bailey
Name: Joshua Otis Bailey Age: 21
Home State: Maine
Classification: Senior
Favorite anime: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Favorite book of the Bible: Romans (right know)
Favorite quote: If you give a man some fire, he will stay warm for the night. If you set a man on fire, he will stay warm for the rest of his life.
Will he get a date this year?
George says : When you are at the top and an elitist you tend to intimidate the opposite sex , and add to this his attitude on non-conformity, I don't see his so called girl being to lady like, watch out she's going to be an animal, hot but an animal. Final score: 8.65 out of 10
Jim says: It's possible if he loses the sandals.
Joe says: Somber, Outspoken. Has had his share of LU relationships, so he knows how it's done, the Computer Science major does add a "nerd quotient," but Bill Gates has proved it's chic to be a geek. Final Analysis - 3.5 out of 5
Testimony
That's me in the picture, not the guy laying over him, there ya go. I'm a pretty serious guy, but only when I absolutely have to be. I'm your typical com sci major, I'm heavily addicted to video games and any thing else that lets me waste time with my friends.
I was saved at a very young age, young enough not to remember how young I was, but no body told me what that meant. I grew up in the church and learned every correct answer and became a master at Bible Jeopardy. My first three years of high school were plagued by one bad relationship after another. My senior year my church got a new Pastor and he challenged me to take my walk with Christ seriously. With his help I brought my life around and it has been quite the adventure ever since.
George Miller
Name: James Jeremy "GEORGE" Miller
Age: 20
Home State: Texas
Classification: Junior- Philosophy / Biblical studies major
Favorite Anime: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Favorite Book of the Bible: Isaiah
Favorite Quote: You pray when you're in danger; I pray when I eat; What does that say?
Will he get a date this year?
Josh says: Pretty much guarantied (unless of cores Rachel dumps him for me ;-) ) - 99.9%
Jim says: Since men of his stature are in short supply, the chances of him not getting a date are very small.
Joe says: Humorous and fun to be around. The fact that he now has a girl would put him out of the running. Let's say the happy couple parts ways. In that case, the height factor comes into play. I wouldn't say he's short, but he won't be riding any roller coasters any time soon. However, if Dragonball Z has taught me anything (and it has) it's that even short guys can get hot, albeit it robotic, babes. Final Analysis - 4.2 out of 5
Testimony
I was born in Texas and have lived in two different countries and four different states. I attended a different public school each year. With this movement and family changes often I soon fell in to trouble. I will not delve into these derails and the things that have happened in those times of lost disarray, however I will say that if you have a question about the lost world I was probably their.
After a while I found myself alone, 15 and on my own, at least that is what I thought. I had been saved at a young age; however, God was going to make good on the decision later in my life. After I began to lean on him things seemed better. I still kicked my Dad out of the house, supported myself, and had an array of other happenings, but with God as my foundation, there was nothing the devil could do. It is by his grace alone that I came to be at Liberty University, studying to be a missionary.
I enjoy Power lifting, soccer and playing music. I play the Guitar, drums, bass, and the mandolin. I am a thoughtful and reasonable person and yes, am short. So what!! The girls seem to have liked the height so far. My attitude for God is all or nothing, we are to follow and study after him the same way he sought us- till DEATH.
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Spiritual Life Directors
Jim Flohr
Name: Jim Patrick Flohr Age: 20
Home State: Delaware
Classification: Junior
Favorite anime: Rurouni Kenshin OVA
Favorite book of the Bible: Romans
Will he get a date this year?
Josh says: Have you seen this guy?!? People walk all over him - 43%
George says: A real nice guy, he listens, is philosophical and like long walks on the beach, This guy seems to have a shaky track record and an addiction to anime and fragging that will be a real obstacle to the pursuit of women. And he is also a pansy, but I guess some girls like that. Final score: 7.5 out of 10
Joe says: Quiet, thoughtful, a listener and oh so sensitive, any girl's dream. Has had a few LU relationships. The listening thing has some drawbacks. He can too easily slide into the friends-only category. Still, it's not an insurmountable challenge. Now if he only can find the right girl, he'll be good to go. Final Analysis - 4.0
Testimony
I'm a pretty quiet guy, but love listening to people. My parents are devout Christians, and my father is even an ordained minister. Growing up in such an environment, I prayed the sinner's prayer at the age of 4. The problem was, it was just a prayer. My life for the next twelve years was one of unconscious hypocrisy. It wasn't until I saw the apathetic stares of my classmates while in Wednesday convocation. That was when I truly asked Christ to be Lord of my life. From that point on, I've seen life in a whole new light-one of hope and excitement.
Joe Short
Name: Joseph Lee "koinekid" Short
Age: 21
Class: Senior
Major: Double: Biblical Studies, English
Home State: Virginia
Favorite Anime: Rurouni Kenshin
Favorite Quote: "Your hypocritical pacifism sickens" - Saitoh Hajime
Favorite Book of the Bible: Ephesians
As Christians, we can't ignore Satan in hopes that he just goes away. We can't hide from the battle. We have to fight the good fight because no one else can.
Will he get a date this year?
Josh says: This guy is a double major and he has a 4.0! They don't get much smarter then Joe Short. Plus he is a ministry major so it's God's will he marry. - 100%
George says: This is a 4.0 with a double major; he is smart Godly, and intelligent man. This guy knows what is going on. He is a ministry major so we all know the girls are going to want to marry him; however, he does have a 4.0 and intends on keeping it. I say he deserves a woman, and should have one; realistically he is too smart for that. Final score:
Jim says: Ladies, if only you could know how smart this man is. Chances are very good. Go get ‘em Joe.
Testimony
When I was in the second grade, I wasn't exactly the coolest kid in my class. There must have been a bullseye painted on my back, because I was a favorite target of classroom bullies. One of their usual tricks was to lock me into a toilet stall when we'd have group bathroom breaks. I decided to make the most of this time and began praying for salvation, whatever that was. I told my mom about this she decided to do something about it. Well, about the salvation part anyway. My dad would later take care of the bully problem.
Anyway, a few days later my pastor came to my house to talk. He read me several verses about sin and salvation, then asked me to pray with him. And I did, all the while wondering when he would tell me how to be saved. I figured there was a special phrase or a few magical words I needed to say in order to become a Christian. I left the room, and a few minutes later my mom told me I had been saved.
That was a HUGE mistake.
I went on for the next few years believing myself to be a Christian. In reality I had never accepted Christ. When I was twelve or thirteen it became apparent to me how much of a sinner I really was. So I asked my mom if she thought I was saved. She read me some of the same verses my pastor had. These verses showed me that every single person has broken God's law and deserved to be punished. But God chose to send His Son to die so I would not have to be punished. I became a Christian that night because God gave me the faith to believe that Jesus' death and resurrection were done on my behalf so that I could escape hell and have eternal life.
I have been a Christian for around eight years now. I've been able to fellowship with God through prayer and Bible study. I've fellowshipped with fellow Christians, and been able to serve God using the talents and gifts He has given me.
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